"I Came, I Saw, I Had Anxiety, So I Left" – 100% Soy Wax Candle

Because sometimes the best exit is a graceful one… with a candle waiting at home. This witty, mood-lightening candle is the perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or yourself—because self-care smells amazing.

Available in a range of luxurious scents to suit any vibe:

🌸 Pink Grapefruit – Sweet pink grapefruit with a beautifully balanced blend of citron.
💜 Eucalyptus Lavender Herb – Fresh eucalyptus and lavender with earthy undertones.
🎃 Spiced Pumpkin Ginger – Spiced pumpkin and fresh ginger with warm fall spice notes.
🌲 Fresh Balsam – Cool balsam with crisp eucalyptus, fir branches, and cedarwood.
🌊 Sea Breeze – Citrus with lavender, cedarwood, jasmine petals, patchouli, rosemary & oakmoss.
🍂 Comfort Spice – Brown sugar, cinnamon stick, lemon, vanilla, and pralines.
🍫 Vanilla Bean – Rich vanilla bean with tonka bean & whipped cocoa.

✨ Features:

🪵 9 oz. amber glass vessel (7.5 oz. wax fill)

⏳ Burns 50–60 hours on average

🧵 100% cotton wick – clean burning

🌱 100% natural soy wax blend

🚫 Non-toxic – No lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates

🇺🇸 Made in the USA & ships from New England

🏷 Labeled on demand with a 3x2" semi-gloss white label

📦 Return Policy:
This item is non-returnable and non-exchangeable.